The Very Unfortunately Fortunate Man

There was a man that fell out of a plane, Fortunately there was a hay stack under him, Unfortunately there was a pitch fork in the hay, Fortunately he didn't land on the pitch fork, Unfortunately he didn't land on the hay! Fortunately he landed on a soft blanket Unfortunately he landed wrong twisted his ankle and breaking his leg, Fortunately he landed right by his house and his dads a doctor, Unfortunately his father wasn’t home, Fortunately his mother was, Unfortunately his left was badly broken, Fortunately his mother drove him to the hospital, Unfortunately his cast was big and bulky, Fortunately it was glow in the dark, Unfortunately he woke and all of it had been a dream
The End :D
by, my good friend Meg